#Idioms
a penny for your thoughts

Meaning;
People say a penny for your thoughts when they want to know what someone is thinking.

Example:
'A penny for your thoughts,' Marina said with a smile.

What's the origin of the phrase 'A penny for your thoughts'?

Sir Thomas MoreThe first known use of it is by Sir Thomas More in A Treatyce upon the last thynges, circa 1535:

"when people notice that someone appears disengaged and wish them to rejoin the conversation they ask 'a penny for your thoughts'."

The expression became so well used that it was often shortened to 'a penny for them' or even just 'penny', as in H. G. Wells' novel Love & Mr. Lewisham, 1900:

‘Penny,’ she said after an interval. Lewisham started and looked up. ‘Eh?’.

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Ball is in your court

Meaning: It is up to you or it is you turn to make the next decision

Examples:
Well, they invited you, so the ball is in your court now. Do you want to go out with them or not?

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**to bury the hatchet**

Meaning: to make peace with someone.

Example:
Can you please bury the hatchet and make up with your sister already? I can't take the constant fighting.

#Jokes
I don't know the meaning of the word "fear."

To be fair, I don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

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Interviewer - "so, can you tell us about yourself?"

Me: "I'd rather not, I want this job"

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Never forget all those men and women who lost their lives in WW1.

So we'd have the freedom to fight in another World War.

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The path to inner peace begins with just four words:

Not my fucking problem.

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Instead of being cremated or buried when I die, I'd much rather my body to be cut into pieces and then sent to people I don't like.

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After years of research and studies NASA has found that the distance from sun to earth is equal to the distance from earth to sun. 😜

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I hate people who take drugs, airport security for example.

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I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"

"No," she smiled.

"Good," I said, "get some rest, you look very tired."

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International climate talks in Berlin finished today with 185 countries reaching a major agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

Then they all drove to the airport in 185 cars.

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They say to never go shopping for food when you’re hungry but it’s been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.