#Jokes
Teacher: "What do you do after school?"
1st Student: "I go and buy weed from Yakobo."
2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo."
3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo."
4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."
Teacher: "You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?"
4th Student: "Yakobo."
Teacher: "What do you do after school?"
1st Student: "I go and buy weed from Yakobo."
2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo."
3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo."
4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."
Teacher: "You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?"
4th Student: "Yakobo."
#Lingohack
Today's Headlines:
Scientists in Germany create world's largest artificial sun
101-year-old Indian runner wins medal
English village saves hedgehogs
Today's Headlines:
Scientists in Germany create world's largest artificial sun
101-year-old Indian runner wins medal
English village saves hedgehogs
Upper Intermediate
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Words and phrases and definitions:
solar power
energy from the sun that has been converted into electricity
remarkable
unusual; worthy of attention
sanctuary
place of safety and protection
solar power
energy from the sun that has been converted into electricity
remarkable
unusual; worthy of attention
sanctuary
place of safety and protection
Upper Intermediate
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Vocabulary
gut
your stomach and other organs through which food passes and is digested
anxiety
fear or worry
germs
very small organisms which often cause disease
fermented
(of food or drink) having gone through a process where sugars are changed into acids and alcohol
diet
(here) the kinds of food and drink eaten by people in an area
it’s not rocket science
it’s not difficult to understand
gut
your stomach and other organs through which food passes and is digested
anxiety
fear or worry
germs
very small organisms which often cause disease
fermented
(of food or drink) having gone through a process where sugars are changed into acids and alcohol
diet
(here) the kinds of food and drink eaten by people in an area
it’s not rocket science
it’s not difficult to understand
#Jokes
I don't know what she's talking about most of the time
I woke up this morning and saw my wife sitting on the edge of the bed with two black eyes.
"What the hell happened to you?" I asked.
"This is what happens when you drink 9 pints of lager," she replied.
"That's nonsense," I said, looking in the mirror, "I drank 9 pints of lager last night and my face is fine."
I don't know what she's talking about most of the time
I woke up this morning and saw my wife sitting on the edge of the bed with two black eyes.
"What the hell happened to you?" I asked.
"This is what happens when you drink 9 pints of lager," she replied.
"That's nonsense," I said, looking in the mirror, "I drank 9 pints of lager last night and my face is fine."
#Jokes
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "Any day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "Any day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!
#Lingohack
👆🏽👆🏽Today's Headlines:
60% of world's primates at risk of extinction
Freedom for Korean dogs
Creating art in an instant
👆🏽👆🏽Today's Headlines:
60% of world's primates at risk of extinction
Freedom for Korean dogs
Creating art in an instant
#Lingohack
Words and phrases and definitions:
trawled through
thoroughly searched
persuaded
convinced someone
obsession
persistent preoccupation with something
Words and phrases and definitions:
trawled through
thoroughly searched
persuaded
convinced someone
obsession
persistent preoccupation with something
#Vocab
As you move forward in your language studies, remember the following tips:
Find resources that present common words and expressions in English.
Study what a word means, how to say it, how to use it, and when to use it.
Keep a vocabulary notebook to help you remember new words and their uses.
Set realistic goals and form good study habits.
Happy studies!
As you move forward in your language studies, remember the following tips:
Find resources that present common words and expressions in English.
Study what a word means, how to say it, how to use it, and when to use it.
Keep a vocabulary notebook to help you remember new words and their uses.
Set realistic goals and form good study habits.
Happy studies!
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