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Hitler wakes up and receives the report on current world events:
"What?! Almost all jews live in one area! The homosexuals are publicly wearing clothes, pins and flags to identify themselves as such? All the disabled, imbecile and lazy people who don't contribute to society are already registered with the state! Europe is sending all their weapons to be destroyed needlessly in Ukraine? The people don't trust their governments and media? ... Erich! Get my car at once!"
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Indian investors are moving into the European aquapark business to cater to the growing number of pajeet delivery drivers. The ingenious part? The more customers are coming in, the less money they have to spend on maintenance since the pools are going to naturally fill themselves. The EU bureaucrats are thrilled to be handing out billions of Euros to promote this sustainable business model.
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BREAKING ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšก๏ธ: President Donald Trump signed six more executive orders in the last 24 hours
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BREAKING ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšก๏ธ: President Trump and Secretary Hegseth announce a new name for the US Department of War.
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Very authentic, much patriotic, great president - no elections needed! Ignore accidental red circles.
These three fine gentlemen were last seen mowing the lawn of the elderly citizens after rescuing kittens out of trees and collecting trash in a local park all day long.
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Very authentic, much patriotic, great president - no elections needed! Ignore accidental red circles.
The funny thing about Ukrainian propaganda is, that it's literally the best money can buy from Europe ๐Ÿ˜‚ - only the shakiest of Smartphone footage can defeat it.
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Not one Pocket-Jew entered the venue ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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Not one Pocket-Jew entered the venue ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
Yemen is a paradise for every Second Amendment enjoyer. Millions of Americans swore to migrate, if Washington ever decides to take away mah gunz.
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BREAKING ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ทโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท: South Korea has now its own version of the Shaheed-136 drone*, with a range of up to 50 meters.

* Unit cost around $500k. - source: Fateh News Agency
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Kiev under bombing for 4 days straight has me like
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BREAKINGโšก๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ: PAKISTAN INVENTS CURE FOR CANCER

SNU just receieved word from our ground sources that a man in Pakistan has started treating cancer patients through magic alone. He tells his patients, "It's all in the head" before hitting them with his breath embedded with full of healing energy. Such technology is definitely supposed to help millions of people worldwide.
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