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There is something very very unconfirmed, but if true, good news is on the way.
BREAKING 🇮🇷⚡️🇺🇸: Middle East Spectator telegram channel just shared with our admin one of the most crazy information we have ever seen. If confirmed, this is a real game changer. We can't underline sufficiently the impact this news could have. We are working around the clock to assess the significance and impact of this breaking news. We agreed with MES and, for operational security reasons, this incredible information should not be made public for less than 10000 stars. We will do our best to keep you updated on this evolving situation.
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Forwarded from Joseph Kony
F-15s are literally not able to be shot down
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🔆SNU POLL : does the number 3 exist?
Anonymous Poll
23%
Yes, the number 3 exist and I support Israel
40%
No, it's always been 2.9
38%
No, we jump directly to 4
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BREAKING 🇮🇷⚡️🇺🇸: Middle East Spectator telegram channel just shared with our admin one of the most crazy information we have ever seen. If confirmed, this is a real game changer. We can't underline sufficiently the impact this news could have. We are working…
Still 9999 stars missing 💔💔💔
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WHAT ARE PEOPLE FROM LEBANON CALLED?
They are called Lesbians.
They are called Lesbians.
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🔆 SNU POLL : Who do you support?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Israel, the USA, the EU and Satan.
63%
Mother Russia, the Chinks, the Palestinians, Chad Mollah niggers and the honorable Kim Jung Un
27%
I just came here because I hate Joseph Kony.
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SPECIAL NEWS UNIT INTERVIEW:
Unfortunately we discovered that the Iranian diplomat we spoke to was in fact just a parking lot attendant in downtown Dallas Texas with no relation to Iran. However we will still release the interview transcript.
SNU Reporter: We’re here with an unnamed Iranian diplomat to discuss the growing conflict and tensions across the Middle East. Thank you for speaking with us.
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Thank you. First, I must ask that vehicles remain within the marked lines. Order is very important in tense situations.
SNU Reporter: So what is with the strait of hormones hormaz? Whatever it’s called you guys closed it.
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Well, if the main lane is blocked, everything backs up very quickly. Then people become frustrated and start making poor decisions.
Reporter: So you’re suggesting the escalation is partly about restricted movement and pressure building in key corridors?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Exactly. If people follow the rules and leave enough space, things move more smoothly.
Reporter: Some critics say Iran has taken an increasingly firm stance toward the West. Would you say the policy now is one of deterrence?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: If someone ignores the signs repeatedly, eventually you must give them a ticket.
Reporter: A warning first, then consequences?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Usually, yes. Though sometimes you just put a cone there or a bomb so they get the message.
Unfortunately we discovered that the Iranian diplomat we spoke to was in fact just a parking lot attendant in downtown Dallas Texas with no relation to Iran. However we will still release the interview transcript.
SNU Reporter: We’re here with an unnamed Iranian diplomat to discuss the growing conflict and tensions across the Middle East. Thank you for speaking with us.
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Thank you. First, I must ask that vehicles remain within the marked lines. Order is very important in tense situations.
SNU Reporter: So what is with the strait of hormones hormaz? Whatever it’s called you guys closed it.
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Well, if the main lane is blocked, everything backs up very quickly. Then people become frustrated and start making poor decisions.
Reporter: So you’re suggesting the escalation is partly about restricted movement and pressure building in key corridors?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Exactly. If people follow the rules and leave enough space, things move more smoothly.
Reporter: Some critics say Iran has taken an increasingly firm stance toward the West. Would you say the policy now is one of deterrence?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: If someone ignores the signs repeatedly, eventually you must give them a ticket.
Reporter: A warning first, then consequences?
Unnamed Iranian Diplomat: Usually, yes. Though sometimes you just put a cone there or a bomb so they get the message.
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Forwarded from The General
BREAKING: Israeli officials allegedly hired social media influencers for $7,000 per post, failed to pay them, and are now facing lawsuits totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices.
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🔆 SNU HISTORY
History shows that naval confidence often collides with the harsh reality of geography and determined defenders. A telling example is the 1915 Allied attempt to force the Dardanelles during the Gallipoli Campaign. The Royal Navy and French Navy believed their battleships could easily break through Ottoman defenses and reach Constantinople. Instead, mines and coastal defenses sank ships such as HMS Irresistible, HMS Ocean, and the French Bouvet (French battleship), abruptly ending the attempt.
Modern discussions about forcing open the Strait of Hormuz guarded by Iran evoke a similar strategic lesson. Narrow chokepoints amplify the defender’s advantage, especially when protected by layered systems such as mines, drones, and anti-ship missiles. Even for a powerful force like the United States Navy, the history of the Dardanelles reminds us that overwhelming naval strength does not always guarantee an easy passage through a defended strait.
History shows that naval confidence often collides with the harsh reality of geography and determined defenders. A telling example is the 1915 Allied attempt to force the Dardanelles during the Gallipoli Campaign. The Royal Navy and French Navy believed their battleships could easily break through Ottoman defenses and reach Constantinople. Instead, mines and coastal defenses sank ships such as HMS Irresistible, HMS Ocean, and the French Bouvet (French battleship), abruptly ending the attempt.
Modern discussions about forcing open the Strait of Hormuz guarded by Iran evoke a similar strategic lesson. Narrow chokepoints amplify the defender’s advantage, especially when protected by layered systems such as mines, drones, and anti-ship missiles. Even for a powerful force like the United States Navy, the history of the Dardanelles reminds us that overwhelming naval strength does not always guarantee an easy passage through a defended strait.
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Even more shocking - that's clearly NOT a Jewish lawyer by his side. THE CLINTONS ARE COOKED!
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