For those who wonder, this is the winner of the contest.

Literally 1984

Redditors love bing cucked except when it's done by a billionaire.

Bruh

Reddit witch puts a curse on Clarence Thomas.

Redditors don't want crossdressers divorcing from their wives.

r/art has a new mod team and discovered that over 98% of all bans were unjust.

> Compares children to narcotics
> Calls parents drug dealers if they ask for grandkids

Redditor had an emotional relationship with ChatGPT4o.

Redditor is avoiding using pronouns for his partner and therapist who think they should go to a swingers club