Security at the airport is next level.

Lore states that every spring there would be Orgies in worship to Semiramis. The babies would be born right around winter solstice. 3 months later it’s spring equinox and the babies are sacrificed to the gods. The Easter Bunny is because during the orgies they would “fornicate like rabbits”. The Easter Eggs are the fertile ones…. and you gotta hunt for those ones.

Should be be celebrating and doing all this? Somebody coming back from the dead has been merged with this even crazier shit and now we have present day Easter.