New plan to fix Japanese birth rates:

Unlimited visas for handsome white men with micropenises.

The gook ladies will be broken of their mayo fever after they get psyopped into thinking that's just how white dudes are.

Spoopy season is almost at hand.

Fun idea for a magic trick:

You offer tarot readings on the street, you do flashy tricks showing off the beautiful art on the cards, explaining their meanings, and then give a couple readings.

Third guy sits down, using sleight of hand you draw his six cards and it's an uno reverse, an ace of clubs, the right hand of exodia, a double colorless energy, and two parking tickets

"I dunno what to tell ya pal, I think you might be cursed"

Make America poor again

is usa going to fuel its ships with that unrefined venezuelan oil they pay for?