btw the guy who proved this, starved himself to death. you're welcome

It is thinking, therefore something is happening. Is the thinker me? Probably not.

Okay so I didn't watch the world cup because I like vagina, but are people really celebrating this?

What kind of a sport just days "hey you are down a player for the last thirty minutes of a tie game lmao"?

Bros are taking it too far

RIP Jim Goad

I’m gonna buy this if I can find an audio version.

I miss Jim.
I would karate chop a nigger for Jim. I would make stir-fry in a wok for Jim. I would operate extremely dangerous machinery in a collective manner for Jim. I would not point dangerous >1W lasers in Jim's eyes. I would read frog and toad with Jim, and hug at the end. I would joyfully laugh with Jim as we put nigger corpses in 55 gallon drums and sink them in the ocean. I would hold Jim's hand (no homo) as he aimed a 125W infrared laser at a flock camera. I would show Jim how to disable an entire data center... with a nigger catapult.

Jim is life. Jim is love. Remember Jim.