I bet if America had an "open carry" holiday where everyone carried their rifles in public, crime for that day would decrease 99%
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You know how aliens are kind of a cosmic limiter in the alien universe, or the flood in halo? So are subhumans for us
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Ngl apparently chocolate chip cookies are a uniquely american invention recognized worldwide. Not like hamburger which is also german or hot dogs. Nobody ever made these before
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Forwarded from S̸̈ͅC̵̺͒H̷̰̤͚̀I̵ ͔Z̵̬̼͗O̴̝̺̐͋͌P̴̹̹̙̾̒̑Ǒ̶͚͐̎S̵̭͕̔͗T̸͙̔͘͜Į̸̂N̴̰̈́͘G̴̫̩̜͑̍͝ (Woody)
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