Her: "Hey, come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm burning too much oil!"
Her: "My dad is away bailing out GM"
*me*

Because GDP/Capita isn't a very precise measure

Jokes about female cops aside, if you walk up on someone in a shootout like this to ask for rent money you're getting fucking blown away.

A happy hilarious ending

Japanese man amazed at free appetizers

She killed a pornhub rabbi is what she did! And in this house she's a hero, end of story!

Japanese man astounded by rotisserie chicken