Hello

1. If you're reading this, that means you live inside my computer. Please leave my computer. You are stinking the place up.

2. I am syncing 150,000+ malwares to the internet. Please download the malware.

3. I now possess 14TB (7z ultra compressed) of malware

one of the greatest ironies in jewish thought, is that if you write God as G-d, you are basically changing the way of writing rather than really censoring it, specially given extensive use, making "-" act like a letter of a new, secondary signifier that points to exactly the same thing. which means they are still using God's name. they just think they tricked Him

He's only mad because only one other character in the show was a jew.

If you don’t mind I’ll just fart and aneurism, cum and ask what happened

Her: "Hey, come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm burning too much oil!"
Her: "My dad is away bailing out GM"
*me*

Because GDP/Capita isn't a very precise measure

Jokes about female cops aside, if you walk up on someone in a shootout like this to ask for rent money you're getting fucking blown away.