how mfs start moving when UVB-76 "Buzzer" transmits like НЕГРОТРОН or sum shi

btw if you like asian noodles, but want to avoid instanoodles crap or being too weeb, you can just buy capellini/angel's hair thinnest pasta you find, boil water, throw a veggie cube in, add some parsley at the end (nothing too intense). add a garlic at the beginning if you like it

btw disaronno+berry juice and a splash of rum is interesting