Infinite pussy trick for you rice burners:

>Move to Langley Virginia
>Only wear suits
>Make a tinder that you can vaguely see the pentagon or FBI headquarters in every photo
>Buy old Blackberry (most important part)
>Get a million likes from chinky women
>Pretend you're drunker than you are and mumble about national security

She's gonna steal the blackberry and send it back to China, unaware you just hired a high class escort for like thirty dollars

Bonus points if you wear one of those secret service ear pieces

⚡🇷🇺🇺🇦 A new strike on Kiev has begun using ballistic missiles.