I'm not crying, you're crying

Gotta enjoy the moments in between problems because problems will never end

I was assigned a black fella in PE as a partner. During sit ups I farted multiple times on accident. “Bruh” was all he said.

flat earthers will call me a conspiracy theorist for this one

If you think about it, subhumans get a supernormal stimuli (white people) induced sexual preference shift, making them disgusted by their women so they fuck less

dunno. maybe im wrong and it's just economy

'WERE THEY HAVING SEX?' — RFK Jr calmly removes black racer snakes from Dr Oz’s patio as his wife panics in the background

'Bobby, Bobby… please!'