whatever, noodlearms

Roasted Pasta is back on the menu, I guess

Back in the nineties lesbians were hot. We lost the technology to make more of them

ur just thinking of having them on your dick you freaky ass americn

I am losing my fucking mind, I swear to God, I need to put this fucking phone down and just stare at the abysss for an hour

Pasta's mad

I stare at the abyss every time you post

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Pansexual non-denominationals with philosophy degrees trying to figure out why they're being tortured in hell for eternity.

1951 Railway Series book Henry the Green Engine by Rev. W. Awdry

JPMorgan exec SUES for DEFAMATION after SEX SLAVE allegations — NYP

‘These allegations are entirely false, malicious, and fabricated, and were concocted for the improper purpose of personal enrichment at the expense of defendants and others’