The goyslop has fallen

jews be like:
omg i love bibi!!
bibi:
6 million shekels for icecream and 6 million missiles on israel right now, fuck jews let's send them to another war!

if you think about it, according to the infinite monkey's theorem, given infinite time, you will eventually hit jackpot the more you gamble, given non-zero probability

An Italian streamer in Japan said “amiga” in Spanish (meaning “friend”) to some fans.

A passing black American thought he’d said “Nigga” and aggressively confronted him.

“You have five seconds to apologize before I slap you.”

The Italian had no idea what was going on.

Fucking niggers infect every corner of the earth with their entitlement

In your body there is a binary system, a switch. Parasympathetic Nervous System mode (rest, feed, digest, conserving energy) vs Sympathrtic Nervous System mode (fight or flight, feeling energetic, pumped up). Literally what makes you a lazy retard is not switching to SNS (although fatigue is inevitable), just by starting moving. Funnily enough it can be tough, just like starting those old motors