The top Israel shills are paid.
The top patriots are paid.
The top truthers are paid.
All sides. All narratives. All psyops.

They’re not fighting each other.
They’re performing for their sponsors.

They all feed from the same Beast.
Big Tech, Big Pharma, Big Brother,
and the billionaires who built the cage.

You thought contracts were only for actors on TV ?
Social media is the new TV.
And you’re watching the show thinking it’s real.

Relax, you can totally trust us.
We weren’t hiding our contracts, we were just “strategically transparent”
Some ended, some didn’t, after all, “contract” is just a state of mind😏

The important thing is:
we all agree to blame Escanor before payroll Friday.
Because of him, all these truthers and patriots admitted to being, or having been, under contract.
We can’t have that.
Screw that guy.

And see?
We’re all saying it together in perfect unison like a choir of integrity.
Even the people we’ve fought with in the past agree, so you know it’s true. 🦜

And please, we totally understood what Escanor and @IanMalcolm84 meant.
We just decided to ignore it because playing victim gets better engagement.
They said it five times: the list means question, not condemn.
but we heard scream louder and make it about us.

We’re not defensive, okay?
We’re just aggressively clarifying our innocence on ten spaces in a row
while tagging each other for moral support.
Nothing suspicious about that.

We protest too much because we care.
And because the truth hits a little too close to the wallet.

Most importantly, don’t forget to
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And join us next week as we expose the Beast System..
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Thank you

***System update complete.
Narrative restored.
Independent thought disabled until further notice.
…Oops wasn’t supposed to type that last part…
It happens when reading a script, apologies.

The Untold Story

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* Something is getting ready to happen. I'm sure its not anything good for us so be ready.

A whole troop of paid shills doing interpretive dance around my nuts like confused gay squirrels 🐿️
and I’m the troll? 😂🏆

I’m never leaving this app.
If I go, it’s because they booted me again. 🤷‍♂️🔥

Don’t take this circus too seriously, guys.
You don’t wanna end up like these soulless sellouts,
pedo-simping hyenas prostituting themselves in real time,
swearing the money doesn’t touch the message,
swearing on the Bible while shilling for Tel Aviv.

Life’s too damn good to sell your soul that cheap. ☀️
We all deal with headaches, yours are from soul rot, mine are from margaritas on the beach 🏖️

We’re not the same.

Wanna be a successful influencer? 💰

Pro Tip:
Be fake. Be gay. Prostitute yourself for Israel.
If you can do that while quoting scripture even better, they love holy hypocrites.

Don’t forget to join me for next week’s lesson:
“Sucking D for Power”

Spoiler: it’s just a rerun of today’s lesson.

We all grieve differently

Only pussies cheer for war.
Real men know the cost, win or lose.

Cowards crave blood they don’t have the balls to spill.

We’ve handed the megaphone to the loudest fools and let the mob march. That’s a recipe for disaster.
The angriest fools seek revenge while the docile cowards beg for security.
Together they build the Beast.

Stop cheering chaos. Name the liars. Expose the grifters and shills leading them on.

Take back the conversation, keep them reacting us, and be completely unbothered by their barking and attacks.

And remember:
Freedom is Never Given, it’s TAKEN back🔥👊

Ever notice something?
When i expose frauds, the shockwaves ripple across entire networks, threads unravel, sponsors panic, handlers scramble.
But when they “expose” it’s always targeted, contained, convenient.
Like it was meant to be.

That’s because they’re not exposing corruption they’re performing maintenance.
They’re either a brainwashed lemming or a paid mouthpiece,
an instrument designed to fracture movements, not free minds.
Their “truths” are built to destroy enemies which tend to be pre conceived and simply the opposite end of the same Overton window.

They don’t fight lies you fight the other team.
They don’t seek justice you seek revenge.
I aim high and let the targets reveal themselves in the fallout. On any and all teams.

Left screams at Right, Right screams at Left and both serve the same masters,
the same demons whispering through media contracts and influencer clauses.

You cheer for predators because they wave your flag.
You excuse perverts because they pray to your god….
You let monsters breathe because they voted like you did. Like a good little peon

And while the black and white chess pieces slaughter each other on the board,
the puppeteers behind them,
the ones who own the game, the gold, and the gods, sit across the same table,
smiling.

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* Probably just turned on the high beams.

JD Vance

Divide & Conquer - The Oldest Spell in the Book.

It works on two levels:

1️⃣ It fractures us: keeps the slaves bickering in smaller cages, waving different flags while kneeling to th e same masters.

2️⃣ It fractures them: or at least, that’s the illusion.
Fake rivalries. Scripted conflicts.
They divide their own house on paper,
so you mistake theater for revolution.

You pick a side.
You chant their slogans.
And before you realize it,
you’ve been drafted into the same ritual… again.

It’s one club.
Every false hero, every “enemy” on the world stage,
serves the same Beast in a different costume.
The script never changes only the actors do.

Do you see it yet,
or are you still busy fighting over
which master deserves your loyalty?

This will be controversial but this was how most religions were spread around the world.