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People will actually try to fight you if you say this isn't real.
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DISCLAIMER ‼️

Let’s make this simple.
I have never—directly or indirectly—been paid, bribed, sponsored, or compensated for my opinions or posts on any social media platform, nor outside of it.

The only place I earn anything is through my Substack subscription, where readers can choose to subscribe.
That’s voluntary support not payroll.

I don’t take checks. I take chances.
I don’t collect ad revenue. I collect receipts.
If someone buys me a beer, it’s because I’ve walked through fire so others can see what’s burning.
The least you can do is raise a glass 🍺

So before you start barking about “grifts” or “narratives” remember this:
I’m not selling freedom and I’m sure as hell not selling myself.
I’m buying truth with my own blood, time, and skin in the game,
while most just watch, cheer, or heckle from the bleachers.

Respectfully (and fearlessly)
-Escanor
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BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance chose to skip the traditional wall-kissing ritual in Israel, opting instead to visit the Church of the Holy Sepulcher.

* he's already kissed it
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The American worker has become the slave. Forced to pay their "fair share" while others contribute nothing to society and get rewarded for doing so. We must End Welfare State and End the Fed!

Immediately!
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The US economy is basiclly 7 companies sending a trillion fake dollars back and forth to each other.
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JUST IN - Amazon to cut as many as 30,000 corporate jobs beginning Tuesday.

* Trust the Pain.... I mean plan.
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Candace Owens leaks Charlie Kirk’s “I might get murdered” texts?
Let me explain something for the idiots in the cheap seats.

Candace ain’t “exposing” anyone.
She’s sponsored by The Wellness Company, Oracle, Goldco, and whatever other corporate carcasses are paying this week.
She even pushed GloriFi a Peter Thiel vanity project that tanked harder than her credibility.

And that “feud” about Charlie’s death?
Please.
A TPUSA board member literally introduced her to her husband, George Farmer.
They share donors, sponsors, and handlers.

This isn’t rebellion it’s a brand collab.
They’re not enemies.
They’re controlled opposites holding up the same Overton window so you keep thinking there’s a choice.

Candace isn’t going to war with her friends.
She’s playing her role.

Wake the f* up.
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The top Israel shills are paid.
The top patriots are paid.
The top truthers are paid.
All sides. All narratives. All psyops.

They’re not fighting each other.
They’re performing for their sponsors.

They all feed from the same Beast.
Big Tech, Big Pharma, Big Brother,
and the billionaires who built the cage.

You thought contracts were only for actors on TV ?
Social media is the new TV.
And you’re watching the show thinking it’s real.
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Relax, you can totally trust us.
We weren’t hiding our contracts, we were just “strategically transparent”
Some ended, some didn’t, after all, “contract” is just a state of mind😏

The important thing is:
we all agree to blame Escanor before payroll Friday.
Because of him, all these truthers and patriots admitted to being, or having been, under contract.
We can’t have that.
Screw that guy.

And see?
We’re all saying it together in perfect unison like a choir of integrity.
Even the people we’ve fought with in the past agree, so you know it’s true. 🦜

And please, we totally understood what Escanor and @IanMalcolm84 meant.
We just decided to ignore it because playing victim gets better engagement.
They said it five times: the list means question, not condemn.
but we heard scream louder and make it about us.

We’re not defensive, okay?
We’re just aggressively clarifying our innocence on ten spaces in a row
while tagging each other for moral support.
Nothing suspicious about that.

We protest too much because we care.
And because the truth hits a little too close to the wallet.

Most importantly, don’t forget to
use promo code ESCANOR-SUCKS at checkout for 50% off all merch, detox kits, and freshly laundered psyops.

And join us next week as we expose the Beast System..
while simultaneously funneling your behavioral data straight into it for our Big Tech overlords, cloud analytics partners, and corporate affiliates.

This message was proudly sponsored by:

•NAG (Network of Actual Grifters)

•Badlands Media: brought to you by the CCP

•The Wellness Company: pharma-free Big Pharma & DARPA-approved!

•Polymarket: gambling on your awakening since 2020!

and our eternal spiritual sponsors, 🧛‍♂️ like Peter Thiel, good ol’ Bill Gates and Donald Trump jr

Because nothing says “fight the system” quite like funneling your rebellion straight into it.

Thank you

***System update complete.
Narrative restored.
Independent thought disabled until further notice.
…Oops wasn’t supposed to type that last part…
It happens when reading a script, apologies.
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The Untold Story
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BREAKING: Senior Trump appointees including Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have reportedly moved their residences to U.S. military bases citing “safety” concerns.

* Something is getting ready to happen. I'm sure its not anything good for us so be ready.
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A whole troop of paid shills doing interpretive dance around my nuts like confused gay squirrels 🐿️
and I’m the troll? 😂🏆

I’m never leaving this app.
If I go, it’s because they booted me again. 🤷‍♂️🔥

Don’t take this circus too seriously, guys.
You don’t wanna end up like these soulless sellouts,
pedo-simping hyenas prostituting themselves in real time,
swearing the money doesn’t touch the message,
swearing on the Bible while shilling for Tel Aviv.

Life’s too damn good to sell your soul that cheap. ☀️
We all deal with headaches, yours are from soul rot, mine are from margaritas on the beach 🏖️

We’re not the same.
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Wanna be a successful influencer? 💰

Pro Tip:
Be fake. Be gay. Prostitute yourself for Israel.
If you can do that while quoting scripture even better, they love holy hypocrites.

Don’t forget to join me for next week’s lesson:
“Sucking D for Power”

Spoiler: it’s just a rerun of today’s lesson.
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We all grieve differently
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