I raaaarely decode anymore unless something just so happens to trip my trigger and I can’t get my brain to shut up about it.

This is one of those times.

Yesterday Dan Scavino posted a TBT pic of flowers at the WH. This is what got the ole’ noodle baking.

April showers bring May “Flowers”.

“Full Moon Coming”

“Sky Event”

Sunday Evening/Monday Morning we will have a Super Flower Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse. This is *exceptionally* rare.

Flower Blood Moons are said to bring honesty and truth.

Durham’s trial vs Sussman begins on Monday, May 16th.

I AM NOT DATEFAGGING. I am NOT positing anything big goes down Monday. Rather - this trial will be the first thread pulled from the fabric and will continue on up the ladder until we reach Obama and Hillary.

Today’s episode of shot in the dark decodes has been brought to you by copious amounts of caffeine and chicken tendies. Be blessed, frens.

- AC.

NEW - Bot Sentinel, a platform that monitors millions of Twitter accounts, estimates that 10-15% of all accounts on Twitter are inauthentic.

Twitter states only 5% of all accounts are inauthentic. Musk put the deal temporarily on hold to evaluate spam and fake accounts.

@disclosetv

Olaf Scholz’s SPD lost a regional election for the 2nd straight week, suffering a fresh blow amid wavering support for chancellor’s Ukraine policy. SPD slumped to 27.5% in Germany's most populous state, ACC to exit polls. CDU w/35% (+2ppts), Greens w/18.5% (+12ppts), FDP at 5%.

*FRENCH PRIME MINISTER JEAN CASTEX ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION: AFP

Eye-opening chart, Eurozone energy imports from Russia. Regardless if one likes it or not, talk is cheap, reality is tough...

Twitter's choice: admit Musk is right and it has a huge fake userbase, opening up existing management to countless shareholder lawsuits, or kill the deal and be sued for record shareholder value destruction. - ZH

American wholesale gasoline surged today above $4 a gallon for the first time ever.

This is the longest chart we have on BBG Terminal for US wholesale gasoline. It's nominal and reflects the Gulf of Mexico prompt market for 87 octanes conventional gas.

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — Authorities: Gunman in deadly attack at California church was Chinese immigrant motivated by hate for Taiwanese.

Same textbook tactics, different day...

WOW. Washington D.C., May 17, 2022 — The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) today charged Allianz Global Investors U.S. LLC (AGI US) and three former senior portfolio managers with a massive fraudulent scheme that concealed the immense downside risks of a complex options trading strategy they called “Structured Alpha.”

https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2022-84

You’re damn right it is.

Watch how they include western energy stocks in the ESG benchmarks because it supports the war against Russia... everything is upside down.

*S&P DOW JONES INDICES SAYS IT HAS REMOVED TELSA INC TSLA.O FROM ITS S&P 500 ESG INDEX

*S&P EXECUTIVE CITES CONCERNS INCLUDING TESLA'S HANDLING OF INVESTIGATION AFTER CRASHES LINKED TO AUTOPILOT

*RUSSIAN DEPUTY PM SAYS RUSSIA WILL RESTORE ALL "FREED" TERRITORIES IN UKRAINE, THIS DECISION HAS BEEN MADE - RIA

Guess they plan on rebuilding with taxpayer proceeds...

*SENIOR CHINESE DIPLOMAT WANG YI SAYS CHINA PROPOSES TO START PROCESS OF EXPANDING BRICS

It’s time we remember who we are .. remember where we came from and what we fight for.

We all share the same name.

We. Are. Americans. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This is God’s country. We have his Divine Providence and Protection. God wins. We win. That’s a fact.

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction” - Ronald Reagan

(Speech by; Mark Robinson, Lt Gov of NC.

Song; Prime by Steve Jablonsky.

Credit; AP/History/LionheartFilms. Movie/TV clips from “The Patriot” and “Sons Of Liberty.”)

*EU ECDC RECOMMENDS COUNTRIES TO TRACK, ISOLATE MONKEYPOX CASES

*ECDC SEES HIGH CHANCE FOR VIRUS TO SPREAD THROUGH CLOSE CONTACT

The swamp appears to be desperate and is running out of ideas to keep us under control and living in fear... won’t work this time.

Protect the Queen? 👀

GS is out panicking on the WEF platform... that’s all you need to know.

NEW: The FBI official who personally briefed -- and persuaded-- MUELLER about the entire Trump "collusion" case when he took over in May 2017 was LISA PAGE, whose texts indicate from the start had an ax to grind against Trump ("a menace") & was supporting Hillary "she has to win".
H/T Paul Sperry

*TWITTER CO-FOUNDER JACK DORSEY TO LEAVE BOARD TODAY

*TWITTER DIRECTOR ROBERT ZOELLICK WILL NOT STAND FOR RE-ELECTION

Did he announce that in his first ever tweet? Getting interesting here...