It's a tea and jazz morning

Am I doing it right?

Me after getting the 40 minute lecture about how my car isn't worth shit and I should scrap it to a junkyard and use whatever money I get out of it to go finance something new

TIL, in an effort to set the world record for the longest drift, BMW used one M5 to refuel another M5 (5 times) by drifting alongside it [Source]