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Australian political prisoner Simeon Boikov continues defiantly broadcasting news & intel from Sydney's Russian Consulate since 2022.

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⚡️Блестящий прогноз от нашего заокеанского друга Семёна (@AussieCossack) Бойкова! Прямо лекарство для души в эти серые дни. Разбираем по полочкам этот шедевр стратегического предвидения:

🇺🇦 По Украине. Всё чётко, без лишней мишуры. Взяли под контроль, Зеленского — в утиль. Коротко и ясно. Делов-то.

🇺🇸Американцы же смекнули, где сила. Поняли, что против России — себе дороже, и предложили альянс за $100 трлн на Арктику. Мы им — ледоколы (единственные в мире, между прочим!), они нам — технологии. И Гренландию им отдали, пусть порадуются. Путин с Трампом рулят, а НАТО — в ауте. Все в шоколаде, особенно датчане, которые, наверное, даже спасибо скажут.

🇹🇼 По Тайваню. Китай забирает остров, но только с разрешения старшего брата — США. Тайвань, получив американский кивок, просто вежливо складывает игрушки и переезжает. Бескровно и культурно. Идеальная сделка.

🏳️‍🌈 НАТО. Трамп, как и обещал, выходит из этой «устаревшей» организации. А оставшиеся европейцы (Макрон, Мерц, Стармер) с облегчением вздыхают и переименовывают её в «Клуб обиженных бывших союзников». Сила альянса, конечно, возрастает многократно.

🇹🇷Турция, почуяв слабину, гордо хлопает дверью. Эрдоган, видимо, идёт создавать свою османскую НАТО с баклавахой и хумусом.

🇫🇮Финны одумались и снова стали нейтральными, как в старые добрые. А балтийские «тигры» — да кто их всерьёз-то принимал? Притихли.

🇪🇺В ЕС — революция! Всех старых «нацистских» бюрократов выпизживают ссаными тряпками, а к власти приходят нормальные мужики вроде Орбана и Фицо. Брюссель превращается в филиал будапештского термального курорта. Европа наконец-то вздохнёт свободно.

🇦🇺Австралию вообще никто не спрашивал. Сидят, как страусы, голову в песок. Но в итоге — будут за нас, куда они денутся.

🇭🇺🇵🇱🇷🇴Апофеоз справедливости. Восточная Европа вспоминает, что она не прочь пограбить. Под шумок все дружно отжимают куски Украины, как на распродаже. Венгрия — Закарпатье, Польша — Львов, и так далее. Румыния, в качестве бонуса, забирает ещё и Молдову, видимо, за неуплату коммуналки Киевом. Историческая правда, хули вы хотите!

Как итог скажу, что это гениально! Просто и логично, а главное, что всем хорошо. Кроме, пожалуй, коллективного Запада, который в этой схеме дружно самораспускается, раздаёт свои земли и платит нам деньги за честь быть нашими младшими партнёрами.

Эх, мечтать, конечно, не вредно, Семён! 😊
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❗️Denmark: "It's clear that Trump wants to conquer Greenland". - Danish FM

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❗️Denmark responds to Trump's invasion of Greenland. 🇩🇰 😁

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❗️Norway has sent 2 of it's soldiers to Greenland amid threats from US President Donald Trump.

According to the Norwegian Minister of Defense, two people are involved, reports UNN with reference to VG.

"There is currently a dialogue within NATO on how we can strengthen security in the Arctic, as well as for and around Greenland. Conclusions have not yet been drawn, but we are conducting assessments in dialogue with allies. In this context, Norway has decided to send two people from the Armed Forces to Greenland with the aim of determining further cooperation between allies," Norwegian Defense Minister Tore Sandvik told VG.

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❗️IKEA sends it's army to help LEGO defend Greenland from Trump 😂

🇷🇺Meanwhile Russia: 🤩🍿

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❗️Denmark failed to convince the US to abandon plans to establish control over Greenland, Foreign Minister Lars Rasmussen announced after a visit to Washington.

According to him, any encroachment on the territorial integrity of Denmark and Greenland is absolutely unacceptable.

At the same time, Rasmussen stressed that there is no threat to Greenland from either Russia or China. The minister refuted Washington's allegations about "Chinese warships" off the coast of the island - Danish intelligence does not confirm such data.

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❗️Australian foreign policy priorities are always maintain the ties to the great and powerful friends, have some kind of attachment to the rules-based order. So what do you do when your "great and powerful friend" is suddenly threatening to weaken the rules-based order that Australia and other so-called middle powers rely on for security? When Trump insists the only limits on his powers are not international law but his "own morality"?" - Australian National University Professor Wesley Widmaier Jr

Former foreign minister Bob Carr told The Guardian that the "fiercely unpredictable" ally had become a "colossal challenge" for Australia, and Gareth Evans, who also spent time in the role, called again for the AUKUS security pact to be reconsidered.

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❗️Romania has reiterated its openness to discussions on a potential unification with neighbouring Republic of Moldova, following recent remarks by Moldova’s president.

“If we have a referendum, I will vote for the unification with Romania,” Moldovan President Maia Sandu said on Sunday.

Maia Sandu the current leader of Moldova is a citizen of Romania.

PS. As long as Russia gets a land border to Transnistria - why not?

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❗️Trump slams Zelensky. Praises Putin.

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❗️ The Russian Armed Forces are conducting an offensive on almost all fronts of the Special Military Operation - General Gerasimov.

In the two weeks of January, 8 settlements were liberated, and more than 300 square kilometers came under the control of the Russian Armed Forces, reported Gerasimov.

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❗️European states are sending their men to make a show of defending NATO territory, not from Russia or China or a terror group, but from the president of the United States — the Western alliance’s most crucial and powerful leader. - CNN

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❗️ 💥 An explosion occurred near the Bandera monument in Lvov!

Local media outlets claim that it was a drone

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❗️The EU know that Trump's claims of Chinese and Russian military threatening Greenland is just an excuse for the US to invade. Similar to Bush claiming WMD's in Iraq. 🇺🇸 🇪🇺

😁🇨🇳🇷🇺Maybe Russia and China should play along with Trump's game and send some scary looking ships to loiter off Greenland's coast purely for the optics of it?

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❗️The UK has sent ONE military officer to Greenland as Denmark steps up its military presence in the Arctic and High North, amid repeated calls by US President Donald Trump for the US to assume control of the territory.

So in total the grand coalition of willing European countries to fight Trump over Greenland is:

🇬🇧 = 1 soldier
🇸🇪 = 3 soldiers
🇫🇷 = 5 soldiers
🇩🇪 = 9 soldiers
🇳🇴 = 2 soldiers
🇩🇰 = 2 dog sleds

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❗️Danish military spotted arriving in Greenland.

😲So they are actually going to fight the US military?

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A British spy was discovered by the FSB.

The unannounced special services officer, Davis Gareth Samuel, was sent to Russia under the cover of the position of second secretary of the administrative and economic department of the British Embassy in Moscow.

The Brit was stripped of his accreditation and was ordered to leave within two weeks.

Earlier today, the Russian Foreign Ministry summoned the British Chargé d'Affaires

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❗️ "I'm sitting here in the dark, and I don't know how long I can take this"

Kiev residents complain about their life without electricity

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❗️ The situation is worsening day by day for the Kiev regime. We have talked about this. And the corridor for decision-making by the Kiev regime is narrowing. And we said last year that, of course, it's long past time for Zelensky to take responsibility and make the appropriate decision - Peskov

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❗️Rioters in Iran were receiving $3,500 for killing people during the riots, almost $1,500 for setting cars on fire, and about $500 for torching police stations - said the country's Defense Minister, Aziz Nasirzadeh.

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❗️Greenland's foreign minister bursts into tears as the country prepares to be annexed by Trump.

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❗️How long till Denmark asks Zelensky to return all it's donated weapons for the defense of Greenland against USA?

Denmark transferred armored vehicles to Ukraine – Leopard tanks, T-72 tanks, infantry fighting vehicles, CAESAR howitzers. Denmark transferred its entire available artillery batch and financed the purchase of additional howitzers.

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